What is the diagnosis of bilateral foot pain?

The agony of “defeet.”
An Englishman once commented –

“I’d give me right arm to be ambidextrous”
How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, … but it takes three visits.
How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, … but the light bulb has to really, really want to change.